she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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