i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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