About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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