Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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