the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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