it wasn't lemon gatorade
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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