Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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