Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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