it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Randomize
