I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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