we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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