C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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