This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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