he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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