just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Randomize
