He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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