He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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