dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
