hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
how can u be prego again
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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