I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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