Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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