She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Green mimosas i think yes
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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