So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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