I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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