So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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