Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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