dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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