I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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