I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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