**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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