Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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