It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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