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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm so horny!

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  I'm so hungry

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  WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

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  For your pussy...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed

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• (818): View more from California

  I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Can I have him when you're done?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him

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