I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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