Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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