i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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