I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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