I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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