...so i touched it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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