i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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