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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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