She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
