I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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