You're so nebulous sometimes
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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