This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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