the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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