Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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