hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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