weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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