I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
