Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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