I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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