your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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