I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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